The 'Green Thing'

Cannot take credit for this, author unknown.... but I would like to share.

Checking  out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the older woman that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for  the environment.

The woman apologised and explained, "We didn't  have this green thing back in my earlier days."

The cashier  responded, "That's our problem today. Your generation did not care enough  to save our environment for future generations."

She was right --  our generation didn't have the green thing in its day.

Back then,  we returned milk bottles, pop bottles and beer bottles to the store. The  store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilised and refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and over. So they really  were recycled. But we didn't have the green thing back in our  day.

We walked up stairs, because we didn't have an escalator in  every store and office building. We walked to the local shop and didn't  climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go three hundred yards.  But she was right. We didn't have the green thing in our day.

Back  then, we washed the baby's nappies because we didn't have the throw-away  kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy gobbling machines burning up 220 volts -- wind and solar power really did dry our clothes  back in our early days. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers  or sisters, not always brand-new clothing. But that young lady is right. We didn't have the green thing back in our day.

Back then, we had  one TV, or radio, in the house -- not a TV in every room. And the TV had a  small screen the size of a handkerchief (remember them?), not a screen the size of Yorkshire. In the kitchen, we blended and stirred by hand because we didn't have electric machines to do everything for us. When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, we used old newspapers to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap.  Back then, we didn't fire up an engine and burn petrol; just to cut the lawn. We  used a push mower that ran on human power. We exercised by working so we didn't need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on  electricity. But she's right.  We didn't have the green thing back  then.

We drank from a fountain when we were thirsty instead of  using a cup or a plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water. We  refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we  replaced the razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole  razor just because the blade got dull. But we didn't have the green thing  back then.

Back then, people took the tram or a bus, and kids  rode their bikes to school or walked instead of turning their mums into a  24-hour taxi service. We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an  entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And we didn't need a  computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 2,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest pizza place.

But isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful we old folks were just because we didn't have the green thing back then?

Please forward  this on to another selfish old person who needs a lesson in conservation from a smart-arsed young person.

Remember:  Don't make old people mad.

We don't  like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to piss us  off.